Gay culture is wearing long sleeve shirts and sweaters but refusing to let them go past your mid-forearm
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why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it
because we know what women want??? next question
the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why
I always wonder if this has something to do with how weird compliments weren’t weaponized against us. When my partners call me cute or pretty, it triggers things that make me want to fight but weird things stick and get through all the trauma and self hate.
that is honestly such a good point.
“I love your warm mammalian orbs.” For eyes. FOR EYES.
WHY Does she have Anything to DO with a deranged carcass like MYSELF I will never know but I am very grateful
And yeah, GOOD POINT.My primary partner told me my new dress made me look like a goddess of the sea deciding whether or not to be vengeful :3
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Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika
Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas.
This is America in the 21st century. Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish. Especially if you’re not Jewish. Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.Sourced to The Washington Post.
Get out while you still can.
This is gut wrenchingly horrific.
Why would someone do something like this?! Aren’t Nazi ideals dead?! We’re there no witnesses?! What even……?!?!?!?!
you know that there are nazis running the united states now, right?
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you need to give yourself permission to be happy now. not when you lost weight, not when you found your soulmate, not when you have more money. we seek excitement from future events, but once those goals are met, the temporary pleasures will pass and they will be replaced by the next fantasy. devote your full attention to your inner self and appreciate being in the moment. happiness is never external, but a way of living and appreciating life. it’s not reality, just the way you perceive it. so go and shift your focus from the outcome to watching yourself grow.
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tbh the most unrealistic thing in harry potter is when mrs weasley in the first book asks “now what’s the platform number?”
like this woman has been going to that school for seven years and then dropped kids off on the same place for nearly ten like why on earth would she forget the platform number
I still have the headcanon that Molly BAMF Weasley saw a scrawny underfed child with an owl who had no idea where he was going and looked lost and confused and was like, “Ah, yep, new son.” but didn’t want to scare him by outright approaching and asking if he needed help so she was just like, “MUGGLES, MUGGLES EVERYWHERE! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE PLATFORM NUMBER TO WIZARD SCHOOL IS? WHAT’S THAT? NINE AND THREE QUARTERS? OH, YES, THAT’S RIGHT. THE PLATFORM NUMBER IS N I N E A N D T H R E E Q U A R T E R S!”
Of course seeing as how Harry isn’t the most observant bloke, she probably ushered her kids past him fifty times as different ones screamed the platform number until they finally got his attention.
With that being said, and I’m extremely sorry for taking over your post:
11:45:
They had just enough time to make it onto the platform, get their trunks loaded, and say their goodbyes. Molly ushered them all along, wishing that she could just Apparate them all onto the train and be done with it. There was too much to do, too much to say, too m—
All at once, she screeched to a halt. Percy crashed into her, causing the twins to snicker.
A tiny boy was being crossly turned away by a security guard. A boy whose ribs poked through his baggy shirt, whose glasses were broken, whose jaw was trembling as he tried to find his way. Well, surely she could be the person to guide him there? And did he…? Yes! He had an owl! He was one of them!
The poor child; he looked so lost.
Where were his parents?
Never mind, never mind. She would see to it that he would get on the train. But she had to be careful. She couldn’t startle him. He’d run off and that would be the end of it. No, no, they had to be crafty.
11:47 AM:
“Packed with Muggles of course,” Molly said loudly, ushering her very confused children past the boy. “What’s the platform number again?”
“Nine and three quarters,” Percy said. “Mother, how could you have forg—?”
It was George who nudged him as he understood what she was doing. She had done it before, after all, and she would do it again.
Unfortunately, it didn’t work.
The boy didn’t seem to notice them.
11:48 AM:
“Packed with Muggles of course,” said Molly again, marching her children past once more. “What’s the platform number?”
“Nine and three quarters,” Fred and George screamed in unison.
And still the boy remained lost.
11:49 AM:
“Mum,” Ron panted, tripping over himself as he ran to keep up with her. “Slow down!”
Molly ignored him as she practically flew past the poor boy. “Packed with Muggles of course! Now, what’s the platform number?”
“Nine and three quarters,” Ron bellowed.
11:50 AM:
Molly honestly didn’t care if her entire family missed the train and she had to set off across the UK herself like a mother leading a flock of ducklings: she was going to help this boy onto the bloody train.
She marched past him with a fiery determination and said, “Packed with Muggles of course!”
The boy looked up.
Yes! Okay, this was it, this was it, this was it. Play it cool. He was following them. Listening. Pretending not to.
They stopped.
“Now,” Molly said. “What’s the platform number?”
“Nine and three quarters,” piped Ginny.
Victory!
The next nine minutes were a whirlwind of chaos but they managed to get the boy through the barrier. At Molly’s insistence, Fred and George popped up and helped him get his trunk into the compartment. She handed Ron an extra sandwich and muttered, “Tell him that everywhere else was full.”
He dutifully nodded.
As the train took off, she waved to her children, including her newest one.
Bristling with pride, she began to head back to the Burrow. There was simply no time to waste. She had a jumper to knit.
If I ever don’t reblog this post - assume I’m dead
I’d like to think that Ron suggested the idea of saying ‘everywhere else was full’ to his mum before he got on the train, and she was very proud.
This will forever be my favorite tumblr post
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Three non-stereotypical things about the signs
Aries: they are secretly romantic, great listeners and they are not as confident as they may seem
Taurus: they set high standards for themselves, they are more rational than emotional and they are organized
Gemini: they are pretty sensitive, unable to say “no” to their friends and they love staying indoors sometimes
Cancer: they are very resilient, extremely complex and they have some of the most diverse sense of humor
Leo: they place others’ needs before their own, they are incredibly clingy and they are really smart people
Virgo: they are up for any adventures, they have intense trust issues and they never forgive
Libra: they are heavily educated/ informed, they notice the smallest details and they aren’t always optimistic
Scorpio: they are super shy and bashful when they first meet people, they are hilarious and all they want is true love and to start their own family
Sagittarius: they are undeniably poetic, they are committed when they find the right person and they are caring
Capricorn: they know how to let loose and party hard, they have contagious laughs and they are compassionate
Aquarius: they are in-tune with their feelings deep down inside, they are charismatic and they forget easily
Pisces: they fear loneliness, they are tough/strong and they have huge ambitions
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Three non-stereotypical things about the signs
Aries: they are secretly romantic, great listeners and they are not as confident as they may seem
Taurus: they set high standards for themselves, they are more rational than emotional and they are organized
Gemini: they are pretty sensitive, unable to say “no” to their friends and they love staying indoors sometimes
Cancer: they are very resilient, extremely complex and they have some of the most diverse sense of humor
Leo: they place others’ needs before their own, they are incredibly clingy and they are really smart people
Virgo: they are up for any adventures, they have intense trust issues and they never forgive
Libra: they are heavily educated/ informed, they notice the smallest details and they aren’t always optimistic
Scorpio: they are super shy and bashful when they first meet people, they are hilarious and all they want is true love and to start their own family
Sagittarius: they are undeniably poetic, they are committed when they find the right person and they are caring
Capricorn: they know how to let loose and party hard, they have contagious laughs and they are compassionate
Aquarius: they are in-tune with their feelings deep down inside, they are charismatic and they forget easily
Pisces: they fear loneliness, they are tough/strong and they have huge ambitions
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I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.
